About Me
It was a dark and stormy night...
Wait, what does the weather have to do with who I am? Oh, I see, I'm doing a cliched opening to try to stand out. The only way to truly stand out is to do good work, but I have to do something for the about me section.
Truthfully, choose your cliche:
- Wanted to be a writer since a young age
- Many told me I couldn't do it
- Have self-published five books
- Trying to have a job that gives me a lot of flexibility
- Have a disability
OK, not all of those are cliches, but they are all true. If you're reading this, you're mostly wanting to get a quick what's what about me, your future writer. The thing about me, is I strive for being unconventional, finding new ways to do things. That's a good assessment of who I am.
I could give you the usual stuff everyone has, stuff you won't really read anyways, but I instead leave you with a joke:
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar... and doesn't.